groovymuttations: “it’s them” the home depot employees whisper as the hipster bloggers grab paint swatches to write inspirational quotes on
Ghetto Hikes: Mervin goes hunting for Snipes →
Mervin was a curious, extroverted camper. Always keeping up with the front of the pack, mainly just to ask questions. “What you mean they’ze Snipes?” Mervin inquired. Obviously, the old folklore of “Hunting Snipes” had never been imparted on these children. “Yea Mervin, there are…
Les Miserables 2012 movie trailer
brownie pudding get in my life now plz.
"Get down Mr. President": In a big group of...
releasethemurderbirds: releasethemurderbirds: My brother decided to use my bathroom and that was fine, but five minutes later I hear singing and he’s singing to the tune of “What’s This” for the Nightmare Before Christmas about various products I keep in the bathroom. “What’s this, what’s this? There’s products everywhere. What’s this? I think it goes in hair.”
wakeupthesleeprs: silly-nanners: in the catholic ghetto, born and raised at the playground is where I bullied most of the gays relaxin chillaxin communion all cool oppressing some minorities outside the school when a couple of gays who were up to no good started making out in my friendly white neighborhood I burned one little cross and the blacks got scared And said “You’ll...
paynefullygay: once we’ve had a conversation in all caps we’ve become best friends
girl-germs: cunthulhu: snarg: when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade you know its bad when statements like this really touch you. Wow this really does make me feel better. but literally. all the time.
looking for places on kijiji, one of the ads said being “420 friendly” is a must to live in that house. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
just saw some pictures of me from the wedding. … HA
ALSO THAT TEENAGE FREAKS AND GEEKS JAMES FRANCO EITHER NEEDS TO A) STOP BEING SO ATTRACTIVE or B) BE TEENAGE AND ATTRACTIVE NEAR ME and that kanye/beyonce picture made me super emotional because i love it with everything. and that marriage proposal made me SUPER emotional because it was just too perfect ever and i couldn’t handle it. the people on skyper came out and i lost it. DEAD.
believed: nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect 4 the gods have assembled