my parents: I have such a pretty daughter
my grandparents: so how many boyfriends have you gone through this week?
people from my school: and here we have this deformed potato
When you're looking forward to coming home and...
today i thought we had ice cream sandwiches in the fridge. they were all gone. cry.
She’s no Beyoncé. Reminds me of Poebgowobeywayebb
2nuns1bible: one time a guy wanted me to send him a picture of my butt and he sent this to me to tell me how to take it lolo,loliokjghf
When I went to see Paranormal Activity 3
indescribable-nene: Little BLACK Book Other peoples reaction My reaction
so driving back from the city yesterday, i get a... →
the-absolute-funniest-posts: ^lil playa~~ Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
brain-food: Torgny - “Big Day” I can honestly sit here and tell you, at first, I had no idea why this video captivated me as it did. It was shot on a regular DSLR, everything is simple, yet, I was captivated. I couldn’t put my finger on it. I figured it was maybe the way the music made you feel nostalgic, or longing for something. Somebody described this video as that “Sunday” feeling you get...
"You need a boyfriend."
“Oh okay. Let me just go ask the room full of guys waiting to date me.” “I honestly don’t know which guy to date first…” “There’s so many! How will I ever choose just one?!” “Look at me, I’m a slut. I’ll date the whole room.” ooool ladiez.
When bursting out of a pool..
10knotes: Expectations: Reality Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard